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I am undeniably a romanticist, a dreamer, an idealist, and I tell myself sometimes that I should stop. I am in love with love; a constant feeling in my heart. I've come to realize that in all honesty, I don't think I'll ever really stop loving--as Love is such a beautiful thing-[continued...]

 

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"I may not have the softest touch, I may not say the words as such...And though I may not look like much, I'm yours."

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PRAYER FOR ANIMALS

Hear our humble prayer, O God, for our friends the animals, especially for animals who are suffering; for animals that are overworked, underfed and cruelly treated; for all wistful creatures in captivity that beat their wings against bars; for any that are hunted or lost or deserted or frightened or hungry; for all that must be put to death.

We entreat for them all Thy mercy and pity, and for those who deal with them we ask a heart of compassion and gentle hands and kindly words.
Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to animals, and so to share the blessings of the merciful.

 by:  Albert Schweitzer

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Feb242012

A Note FOR PET OWNERS or (Not)

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

FOR THOSE THAT DON’T, IT’S ALSO A TRUE STORY.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time,there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN…

(1) They live here….you don’t.

(2) If you don’t want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.That’s why they call it “fur”niture.

(3) I like my pets a whole lot better than I like most people!

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1/ eat less,
2/ don’t ask for money all the time,
3/ are easier to train,
4/ normally come when called,
5/ never ask to drive the car,
6/ don’t hang out with drug-using people;
7/ don’t smoke or drink,
8/ don’t want to wear your clothes,
9/ don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
10/ don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and
11/ if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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"if they get pregnant, you can sell their children."

oh, what a thng to say. they're priceless. should be given away instead because the best things in life are free.

anyway, it's not my business, but it seems that you've been to a lot of medical appointments lately. i hope that you'll get well soon.

March 20, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterplaridel

i like cats and dogs too bad i dont have the space and the time to keep one. so what i do is i get to play the ones in our neighborhood. hahaha... i noticed that you stopped posting. :(

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterdong ho

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