Your Perfect Match: a DOG, a CAT or a MAN?
January 10, 2012 at 08:40AM | Skippyheart in Must Love Cats, Across the Web, Cats, Dogs, E-mail Stuff, Fun Stuff, Funnies, You've Got Mail - E-mail forwards...
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as his mother’s
then adopt a dog...
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want …
then adopt a dog...
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
…then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
…then adopt a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..
…then adopt a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ….
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.…then adopt a cat!
You thought I was gonna say… marry a man, didn’t you?
Share this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Share this to all the men just to annoy them!
You…
…..have a GREAT Day! Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind, and the ones who mind, don’t matter.
Reader Comments (2)
cute photos pretty Becca, it's been a while since my last visit, i know its way overdue but happy new year may you have a wonderful health through out the year, visiting from my link list, am currently updating my blogroll..see you around
i think i'm more like a cat. :)